2012

Sunday, January 31, 2010

There has been much speculation as to when the end times will occur. Popular theories in the past stated the years 1982 (Planet Alignment), 2000 (Y2K), and 2006 (6/6/06) would be the end of the world. Many people have outed themselves as impostors by bravely predicting these dates as the end times, only to be proven wrong when it does not occur, facing public shame for the rest of their (hopefully) short lives.

Therefore, we here at Wittianity want to help our fellow man by giving them a few pointers as to how to accurately predict the end of the world.

Really though, it all comes down to one simple plan.

Before we get to that, however, let us take a brief moment to view the situation objectively.

The human race has been distraught at the lack of foresight of future events. There have been numerous accounts of murder and crime due to the belief that the world is at its end. Once the upcoming 2012 comes and goes, another unsubstantiated date will arise to take its place, filling an uncertain void of impending doom that humans need. Still, that one too will pass. How would we go about accurately predicting the future then? The simple solution would be to gain foresight knowledge.

You may be asking yourself, "How does one gain this 'foresight knowledge?'"

The answer? To know the future, by creating the future. In Layman's Terms: End the world yourself.

In this way, you can produce an accurate date upon which the Earth will face its demise. This is also a good way to gain popularity from the media, ensuring that Earth's last days will be focused upon your glorious existence.