Creating a Blog

Hello and welcome to our humble abode. By abode we mean a blog. By a blog, we mean abloge.

Anyways, we wanted to give you some insight and clarification on creating a blog that will sell millions(book deal!)

Rule number 1(uno for our fellow Cubaniards*):

CAPS IS KEY!
NOTHING IS MORE APPEALING TO MODERN DAY HUMANS THAN LETTERS IN LARGE LETTERING. IT IS AGGRESSIVE AND SHOWS THAT YOU ARE NOT TO BE TAMPERED WITH BY OTHER BLOGGERS.

Rule number two:

Smileys!
Here are some of the essentials.
:) expresses happiness.
:( expresses sadness and/or depression
XD signifies a possible suicide or other joyful events.
:] allows others to realize that you are mildly happy, but certainly not as happy as :).
>:( Is commonly used while expressing what some would call "anger."
:'( Is what I do. Every day.

Rule number three:
Uninteresting topics. People honestly do not care about your emotions and deep spiritual thoughts. The average user is likely to post on something irrelevant, yet undeniably related to their day to day life. Make it the most mundane and average part of your life.
For example:
"Today, me and my girlfriend broke up while we where texting. Again."

So do everyone a favor and leave your deep thoughts and emotions at the door!


Using these skills will lead your blog to unimaginable glory! Have fun!


*Cubans who are unable to speak their native tongue.